Please pray for my poor kitty! She needs all the help she can get after every shelter refused to take her so we dumped her in the woods by some farms.

I'm allergic to animals but I went and got a cat and just adopted a dog. He lives outside because I can't be bothered to take a pill for my allergies. I'd rather him be outside on 3 acres of land with unsecured fencing while I'm not home than stuck in a little metal cage like you cruel people make your pets do!!!

What kinds of crazy stuff does my rabbit get into? Well, let's see. Haha. I could go on and on! Cyanide seems to be a favorite. Oh, and who could forget anti-freeze, chicken bones, birth control pills, Zoloft, Advil (they're like little candies!), lead paint, I really could go on all day. LOLZ! I guess they can eat a lot of different things, huh? ( Read more... )

Hi, I can list an entire paragraph of things wrong with my dog currently- including but not limited to; not eating, not pooing, dry nose, runny eyes, ear infection, and his joints are like SO not working so we carry him up the stairs!! But, I called the vet AND we washed his dishes in the dishwasher!!!! UGH, so like, how old will he be when he dies ( Read more... )

OMG, one of my outdoor kitties got hit by a car, and can a vet cremate him? Ha ha!
Oh, and I don't want to hear about what a bad owner I am.

In comments: They're farm cats, and I'm not punishing them (making them live indoors) because one cat was hit by one rare car driving by here!

She's not a bad pet owner! I think its meaner to make him ( Read more... )

(It's in the comments.)

Stupid, jerky animal control officers trying to protect animals. What jerks!! Only huskies and other northern/fluffy dogs shouldn't be out in the heat. Geez ( Read more... )

Any snarking I could provide here is utterly unnecessary. This is what the term 'Train Wreck' was made for.

Ack! I can't look! I can't look away!

Edited to add that the most tremendous amount of snark-worthiness seems to occur in the dogs subheading.

Anyone hungry for sushi? Oh wait, that would be RAW fish, not BOILED BETTA!! !!

Boo-hoo, I tied up my dog to his doghouse over night and he hung himself! So, here's a tip y'all: Don't do that. Who knew?

Sometimes I feel like I may be the only person on the planet who has a coonhound as a pet rather than a coon-killing machine.

Edited to add that I was apparently asking for it when I googled "training coonhounds". The ( Read more... )

My cat attacked my Husky and his brain might be coming out of his head, but I'm going to listen to Daddy when he says that we'll go to the vet later!

Not to mention the bad grammar.